by Walter Brasch
The mass media have a fixation upon
throwing up lists.
Sports editors run innumerable lists of
the “Top 10” high school and college teams.
Arts and entertainment editors run lists
of the top books, movies, songs, and even video games.
Financial and business editors tell us who
they believe are the “most important” moguls, and rank each on a scale that has
no meaning to anyone, especially the moguls themselves.
Fashion editors love making lists of “best
dressed” and “worst dressed” celebrities.
News editors love making end-of-the-year
lists of the “Top 10 Headlines.” Like the other editors, they don’t tell us why
their pick of the top news story was more important than the No. 2 story—or why
the No. 10 story was any more important than the thousands that did not make
the list.
TV
Guide also loves lists. This month, it threw out a list of what some of
their editors irrationally believe are the “60 Greatest Shows on Earth,”
complete with a sentence describing each show. And, like most lists, it’s
little more than annoying static.
The top three shows, according to TV Guide, are “The Sopranos,”
“Seinfeld,” and “I Love Lucy.” Squeezing into the list at the bottom are “Monty
Python’s Flying Circus,” “The Good Wife,” and “Everybody Loves Raymond.”
Inbetween—and completely without any
logic, except for the editors’ over-ripe egos that they actually know
something—are numerous shows, some great, some better than mediocre. For
instance, “Saturday Night Live,” which believes stretching out a good one
minute comedy sketch to five minutes makes it five times better, is the 18th
best “greatest show on earth.” The editors, who seem to be in a time warp that
left them in junior high, placed “SNL” above “The Dick VanDyke Show” (no. 20),
“The Tonight Show, starring Johnny Carson” (no. 22), “Friends” (no. 28), “Taxi”
(no. 35), “Barney Miller” (no. 46), “The Bob Newhart Show” (no. 49), and “The
Daily Show, with Jon Stewart” (no. 53.) No one at TV Guide can explain how “The Daily Show” was 35 places below “SNL”
or why “The Colbert Report” never made the list. The editors also didn’t
explain how “The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” by all accounts one of the best
comedies on TV, was rated no. 7, while Sid Caesar’s “ Your Show of Shows,” a
90-minute live comedy show in the early 1950s that exposed America to the acting
and writing talents of Carl Reiner, Imogene Coca, Mel Brooks, Neil Simon, Howard
Morris and dozens of others, was 37th on the list, 19 below “SNL,” which should
have used the Sid Caesar show—or even its own first half-dozen years—as models
of comedic genius. Missing from the list of the “60 Greatest” is “The Tonight
Show, with Steve Allen,” which established the standard by which all other late
night show operate.
“60 Minutes,” which has often been the
top-rated show, made the list at no. 24. But, “See It Now,” with Edward R.
Murrow, one of the nation’s most important and influential journalists, did not
make the list, an oversight that could be attributed to the fact that TV Guide editors probably slept through
most of their college journalism lectures, days after their after drug-induced
high while watching “SNL.”
“Sesame Street” made the list, but “The
Muppet Show” did not, nor did “Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood,” “Captain Kangaroo,”
“Howdy Doody Time,” “The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle,” and the
pioneering, “Kukla, Fran, and Ollie” from the 1940s.
Soupy Sales, who showed how to reach two
different audiences—youth and adults with the same gags—isn’t on the list,
possibly because his humor was more sophisticated than some of the mindless
prattle of “SNL.”
Also missing from the “60 greatest” list—and
indicative of TV Guide’s lack of
understanding that America extends beyond the polluted Hudson River— is “NCIS.”
TV Guide editors freely mark the best
prime time shows to watch each day; they usually don’t give “NCIS” that
distinction. Only in the past couple of years, exhausted by seeing “NCIS” at
the top of the ratings week after week, have they published major features
about “NCIS,” while constantly gushing over shows and stars that have no chance
of lasting a decade in prime time.
For 10 years, the actors and crew of TV’s
most-watched show have just done their jobs, and they have done it well. Every actor is someone who could be on
Broadway or handle a major film role.
The writing on “NCIS” is fast-paced and
thought-provoking, wringing emotion from its 20 million viewers each week.
Unlike many procedural dramas, this CBS show’s writers layer a fine coat of
humor that is far better than what passes as half-hour sitcoms these days.
The production values exceed most other
shows—from lighting to camera movement to even prop placement. The
behind-the-scenes crew may be among the best professionals in the industry.
Behind the scenes, the cast and crew are
family. They work together. They care about each other. Numerous shows claim
this is true with them. But, the reality is their claims are little more than
PR sludge. With “NCIS,” the claims are true.
There are no scandals and there doesn’t
seem to be much ego among the actors.
In 11 seasons, Mark Harmon, who can evoke
an emotion in the audience merely by a slight look and no words, has never been
nominated for an Emmy. As every good actor knows, true acting is when people
don’t know you’re acting.
Portraying the fine nuances of a character
is a quality that sustained James Garner’s career for five decades. Like Mark
Harmon, Garner never won an Emmy, and his popular show, “The Rockwood Files”
never made it to TV Guide’s “60
Greatest” splash of nonsense.
Mark Harmon and James Garner, both masters
of their craft, may not even care they’ve never won an Emmy. They, like
millions of us already know, a spot on TV
Guide’s “60 greatest shows on earth” is not the recognition they crave –
but probably deserve.
[Dr.
Brasch, a journalist four decades, is also a media analyst and critic. He is
also the author of 18 books, most fusing history with contemporary social
issues. His latest in Fracking Pennsylvania, an in-depth investigation not only
of the economics, environmental, and health impact of fracking in the country,
but also the collusion between the oil/gas lobby and the nation’s politicians.]
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