by Walter Brasch
Fewer people know
the names of the recent Nobel laureates than the starting quarterbacks for
Division I college teams. To find out why, I went to Green Valley College where
the regional chief accreditor, unable to find a tailgate party, was grilling the
president.
“How’s your football
team doing this season?” was the first question.
“Our football team?”
asked the president.
“Yes, your football
team. The most important part of any major college.”
“We’re 1-and-5 and
very proud of our team,” said a beaming president, noting the players had the
fewest penalties of any team in the conference.