by
Walter Brasch
The mythical War on Christmas is over and
once again Christmas won.
The war was created out of fairy dust, and
then neatly wrapped up and delivered to religious right-wing extremists by pretend-generals
Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and a cast of dozens
who have seized the public airways.
One of the battalion commanders is Rep. Doug
Lamborn, a Republican from Colorado. He introduced a resolution, which 35 other
Republicans co-signed, that defends the holiday. That resolution calls for the
House of Representatives to recognize “the importance of the
symbols and traditions of Christmas,” to “strongly [disapprove] of attempts to
ban references to Christmas; [and] expresses support for the use of these
symbols and traditions by those who celebrate Christmas.”
There are only two major problems with
that bill.
First, it’s hard not to find Christmas.
The annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ends with a Santa Claus float to
signal the beginning of Christmas season, even though Christmas sales begin
about Halloween. Businesses make their greatest profits between Thanksgiving
and Christmas by turning everything red and green. Homes and businesses throughout
the country have Christmas lights, wreaths, and decorated Christmas trees.
Several Christmas trees are even in the White House. Unlimited Christmas music fills
the air and on radio. The media are overloaded by Christmas advertising and
news. Every major TV network has a plethora of re-run Christmas shows, from the
animated “A Charlie Brown Christmas” and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” to
four-star films “Miracle on 34th Street,” “White Christmas,” and It’s a
Wonderful Life.”
There is no war. But the ignorant
extremists believe if someone says “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry
Christmas,” that is an attack on
Christmas. A few million Americans, led by the jingoistic “take-no-prisoners”
right-wing media, defend the holiday by shouting, “Merry Christmas” at everyone
from a homeless veteran to strangers at airports to store clerks to business
executives; it’s a battle cry that rivals the Rebel Call of the 1860s. Jesus
would first be appalled, and then laugh himself into tears at the hate shown by
these sanctimonious self-indulgent holier-than-thou misguided souls.
Second, the First Amendment guarantees Americans
not only the right to worship whoever and whatever they wish, whether it’s
Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, atheism, or deism, the
prevalent religion of many of the most notable Founding Fathers. Because of the
First Amendment, you see hundreds of thousands of churches conducting services
without government intervention. The First Amendment also guarantees the separation
of church and state and prohibits the establishment of a state religion. That’s
why you don’t see manger scenes in front of court houses and hear Christmas
prayers at city council meetings. But you do see city workers putting festive
lights and decorations on street lamps.
Nevertheless, in ignorance of what the
Constitution dictates, the extreme evangelical right-wing, which doesn’t seem
to respect any religion other than their own, load their canons of deceit every
December to attack the ACLU for leading the War on Christmas. But, the ACLU—and
numerous other national organizations—not only protect the First Amendment’s
dictate against the establishment of a national religion, they also vigorously
defend, often in court, the right of all citizens, including the extremists,
not only to worship their own religions but also to proclaim “Merry Christmas”
to whomever they wish.
The resolution that Rep. Lamborn
introduced is itself unconstitutional. Rep. Lamborn—who took a mandatory law
course while an undergraduate journalism major—and then many more in law
school—should have known his proposed resolution is an infringement upon what
the Founding Fathers wanted and believed. But, he is just playing to his
audience—and not the Constitution.
His resolution, introduced two weeks ago,
is buried in the House Committee on Oversight and
Government Reform. But, it will probably resurface 11 months from now. The conservative media and their followers regift
this nonsense every December.
[Dr.
Brasch, a Jew and an ACLU chapter officer who specializes in defending and
protecting the First Amendment, celebrates all holidays, including Christmas,
and respects all religions as well as those individuals who choose not to
believe in any religion. He is the author of 20 books; the most recent one is Fracking Pennsylvania.]