By Walter Brasch
Beneath a three-column headline in my
local newspaper was a barely-edited press release.
That’s not unusual. With the downsizing of
newsrooms, there’s more room for wire service soft features and press releases.
But this one caught my attention.
SystemCare Health in New Jersey promoted a
graduate of a college in my town to the lofty position of Senior Director of
Doctivity.
I checked the dictionary—“Doctivity”
didn’t exist. I checked WebMD, the website for amateurs to learn the meaning of
unpronounceable medical terms—and how to recognize their symptoms and
treatments. Nothing there.
That left SystemCare Health’s website,
which spewed a barrage of buzzwords and useless gibberish, the kind that people
in marketing and business think will impress those who speak fluent English.
The company says it works with major
health systems and medical colleges, giving them insight and “strategic
brand platforms, service line business building programs, and breakthrough
creative ideas so our clients experience real market-moving results [to] increase
physician productivity, streamline operations and strategically acquire new
patients.” I assume there is little difference between strategically acquiring
new patients and an Army sniper strategically acquiring his target in combat.
After wading through the mission of the
company, I plunged into the swamp of Doctivity, which the company claims is “woven
into a health system’s culture to create a repeatable process that provides
visibility and accountability for the time it takes a new physician to break
even [and] eliminates functional silos.” Since “functional silos” are probably what
exist in field of cow manure, I was able to reaffirm my initial impressions
about the company, and moved forward.
Forward led me
to learn that the company “delivers a personalized business plan for every new
physician so they can reach their financial goals faster,” and that “Physician
productivity is at the forefront of most profitability discussions.”
Unfortunately, somewhere in those left-over functional silos, “It can take
18-24 months or more for a new physician to reach a break-even point (where
they are covering their salaries).” But, with layers of Doctivity, which SystemCare Health says is an “innovative business
approach that improves physician productivity,” physicians “are hitting their
financial goals faster.”
The
psycho-marketing babble splashes website visitors with explanations— “Internal
processes sometimes are burdened with lack of resources as well as market and
operational constraints to successfully improve new physician productivity and
strengthen retention,” and because of Doctivity, “Physicians reach their
financial goals much sooner and better understand their new organization, their
business and how the organization intends to market them to build a successful
practice. Happy doctor = happy patients.” That last sentence, surgically cut
out of a fortune cookie, could mean that SystemCare Health brings clowns and
comics into physicians’ offices and operating suites. Physicians who are
laughing at uterine cancer, multiple sclerosis, and aortic aneurysms will lead
to patients who are so happy about their conditions they are willing to pay
their physicians even more so everyone is happy. It could also mean that
SystemCare Health might apply “synergy”
with pharmaceutical companies to assure they bring plenty of happy food to
meetings with physicians. It could also mean productivity increases with the
better use of computers and software, which requires physicians to look at
screens more than they look at patients. Possibly, happiness is that SystemCare
Health has someone on its staff whose job is to make sure that physicians, who
can get depressed at workloads and corporate demands, are able to get the
proper mood elevators to improve their happiness quotient.
Under the
Doctrine of Doctivity, health care has evolved from care and compassion to the
surgical sterility of a business model, where liquidity, maximizing profits,
and return on investment become the fabric and glue of health care practices.
It’s a model where
doctors in corporate health care
systems are just like factory workers who help provide their corporate bosses better
returns on investment that are contiguous with raising the bottom line. Like
some workers who are paid by how many widgets they create every hour, or how
many bushels of fruit they pick, these health care workers increase their own
productivity by seeing more patients every shift. To increase their own
productivity, physicians become more “efficient,” seeing patients every 10
minutes; maybe 30 to 40 a day. It’s not unusual for physicians to have a 5,000
patient case load. Spend too much time with a patient, and you lose that
productivity. Take time to research a patient’s symptoms and consult with other
physicians and you lose income. But, if you refer your patient to a specialist
or order more tests, both you and the system will be happy with additional
income. Get those patients into your exam room; move ’em in; move ’em out.
Physicians in some systems who take too
much time with patients get reminders about being focused. They don’t get
reminders that spending more time with patients, sometimes just chatting about
hobbies, the latest films, or the family, can help a physician better
understand a patient’s issues and problems. Trapped by those 10- and 15-minute blocks of time, physicians rely upon templates and superficial questions to determine their diagnoses. They may know, but don't have the time to follow through on the most basic part of research--if you ask enough questions, and if you ask the right question, you'll get the right answer. And since it’s been decades since
physicians made house calls—too inefficient—they don’t see or understand how a
patient’s home or lifestyle might affect that patient’s illness.
Most physicians, even those who take
lessons from a Doctivity specialist, care about people. Most didn’t go into
medicine to be part of the country club set. But when corporations set up Doctivity-induced
programs, even the best physicians reluctantly sacrifice the art and science of
medicine, possibly forsaking the principles of the Hippocratic Oath, to the
business of medicine.
[Walter
Brasch is an award-winning journalist whose undergraduate degree was social
work with a minor in health sciences. His current book is Fracking Pennsylvania, which has major sections about business
decisions made by the oil and gas industry that may be more important to some companies
than the health and environmental effects.]