by Walter Brasch
There
are a number of great mysteries in life.
Where does the Abominable Snowman live?
Where was the Garden of Eden?
Do any of the Kardashian cabal have any discernible skills?
Do any of the Kardashian cabal have any discernible skills?
Kim Kardashian is engaged. Again. This time
it’s to rapper Kanye West. They plan to spend $5 million for a Mediterranean
honeymoon. There’s no guess of how much the wedding will cost. But, it’s bound
to cost far more than the $10 million for Kardashian’s previous wedding and 73
day marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries.
That wedding included $2 million just for
flowers and $20,000 for a cake.
It also included $50,000 for a facelift for
matriarch Kris Jenner because—well—when you look like Kris Jenner you should
have a facelift for a wedding.
Now, if we were absolutely honest, most of
us would say we wouldn’t mind living like a Kardashian, surrounded by money and
gifts of all kinds. Being famous for having been on TV reality shows appeals to
the lowest part of our cerebral cortex.
Many of us try to get close. Here’s one way.
